Friday, April 22, 2011

Hoarders: Azeroth Edition - Mixology

       1 WITCH.  Thrice the brinded cat hath mew'd.
       2 WITCH.  Thrice and once, the hedge-pig whin'd.
       3 WITCH.  Harpier cries:—'tis time! 'tis time!
       1 WITCH.  Round about the caldron go;
    In the poison'd entrails throw.—
    Toad, that under cold stone,
    Days and nights has thirty-one;
    Swelter'd venom sleeping got,
    Boil thou first i' the charmed pot!
       ALL.  Double, double toil and trouble;
    Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
       2 WITCH.  Fillet of a fenny snake,
    In the caldron boil and bake;
    Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
    Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
    Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
    Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,—
    For a charm of powerful trouble,
    Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
       ALL.  Double, double toil and trouble;
    Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
       3 WITCH.  Scale of dragon; tooth of wolf;
    Witches' mummy; maw and gulf
    Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark;
    Root of hemlock digg'd i the dark;
    Liver of blaspheming Jew;
    Gall of goat, and slips of yew
    Sliver'd in the moon's eclipse;
    Nose of Turk, and Tartar's lips;
    Finger of birth-strangled babe
    Ditch-deliver'd by a drab,—
    Make the gruel thick and slab:
    Add thereto a tiger's chaudron,
    For the ingrediants of our caldron.
       ALL.  Double, double toil and trouble;
    Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
       2 WITCH.  Cool it with a baboon's blood,
    Then the charm is firm and good.

~ William Shakespeare, Macbeth
Taken from

Welcome to another week come and gone Hoarders. This particular week has seemed to have passed unusually quick; perhaps I should lay of the haste potions. The following are the obtainable Alchemy recipes that are not learned via a trainer, but are either gained through either reputations or drops. Since I blew all of your minds with some Shakespeare already, I shall keep this intro short. On to the list!

An elixir to keep you well.
Elixir of Minor Agility
Elixir of Giant Growth - I know what you're thinking, and it could potentially be used for that. Please be careful.
Elixir of Lesser Agility
Elixir of Ogre's Strength - Be happy this isn't Elixir of Ogre's Breath.
Elixir of Fortitude
Major Troll's Blood Elixir - Because a minor bit of Troll's blood didn't cut it.
Elixir of Frost Power
Elixir of Detect Lesser Invisibility
Elixir of Dream Vision - Trippy maaaan.
Gift of Arthas - The gift that keeps on giving. It hurts.
Elixir of Giants - This is so totally not for you, Mr. Warrior Gnome.
Elixir of Greater Firepower
Elixir of Shadow Power
Elixir of Demonslaying
Elixir of Superior Defense
Elixir of the Sages
Elixir of Brute Force
Mageblood Elixir - Our Mages are locally grown and are allowed to age to perfection to provide you with the best elixirs around!
Elixir of the Mongoose
Greater Arcane Elixir
Mighty Troll's Blood Elixir - They pulled the ingredients from a Troll Warrior.
Elixir of Camouflage - Fish(y people) don't leave foot prints.
Earthen Elixir - Made from real Dwarf!
Elixir of Major Frost Power
Elixir of the Searching Eye - I'm watching you...
Elixir of Ironskin
Elixir of Major Agility (Alliance)
Elixir of Major Agility (Horde)
Fel Strength Elixir
Elixir of Major Firepower
Elixir of Major Defense
Elixir of Major Shadow Power
Elixir of Major Mageblood - Now with more Mage!
Elixir of Empowerment - (Random Drop) Please use wisely.
Elixir of Empowerment - (Kael'thas, Magisters' Terrace Drop) Also use wisely.

A potion to fix it all.
Discolored Healing Potion (No longer available)
Swiftness Potion
Rage Potion - Rawr!
Holy Protection Potion
Minor Magic Resistance Potion
Potion of Curing (Formerly known as Elixir of Poison Resistance)
Shadow Protection Potion
Free Action Potion - Possibly still useful in PvP environments. (PvPers, correct me if I'm wrong!)
Fire Protection Potion - Won't save you from Deathwing.
Great Rage Potion - HULK SMASH!
Frost Protection Potion
Nature Protection Potion
Magic Resistance Potion
Lesser Stoneshield Potion (No longer available)
Wildvine Potion
Invisibility Potion - Sorry stalker types, this only lasts for 18 seconds. Please reroll as a Rogue or Druid to be permistealthy.
Limited Invulnerability Potion - Don't let the name fool you.
Mighty Rage Potion - Easy there killer, you might blow a forehead vein.
Superior Mana Potion
Greater Dreamless Sleep Potion
Major Healing Potion
Greater Stoneshield Potion
Purification Potion
Living Action Potion - Because dead action isn't quite as exciting. Also potentially handy for PvP.
Greater Arcane Protection Potion
Greater Fire Protection Potion - Still won't save you from Deathwing.
Greater Frost Protection Potion
Greater Nature Protection Potion
Greater Shadow Protection Potion
Major Mana Potion
Major Rejuvenation Potion
Potion of Petrification - You may feel a little stiff...
Sneaking Potion - Makes cats and Rogues do what they do better.
Insane Strength Potion - Careful, this potion is INSANE.
Shrouding Potion - It apparently makes you less threatening.
Super Mana Potion
Fel Regeneration Potion
Destruction Potion - Not just for Warlocks and those who like to go "smashy smashy."
Haste Potion (Random Drop)
Haste Potion (Kael'thas, Magisters' Terrace Drop)
Heroic Potion - It's just the pick-me-up that you need when you're so scared that you may tinkle in your pants!
Major Dreamless Sleep Potion
Fel Mana Potion - For the Blood Elf in you.
Major Arcane Protection Potion
Major Fire Protection
Major Frost Protection
Major Holy Protection
Major Shadow Protection Potion
Major Nature Protection Potion
Ironshield Potion
Mighty Arcane Protection Potion
Mighty Fire Protection Potion - You guessed it, this STILL will not save you from Deathwing.
Mighty Frost Protection Potion
Mighty Nature Protection Potion
Mighty Shadow Protection Potion

Not to be confused with the object that you temporarily store alcohol in.
Flask of Chromatic Resistance (Drop)
Flask of Chromatic Resistance (Reputation)
Flask of Distilled Wisdom (Drop)
Flask of Distilled Wisdom (Reputation)
Flask of Supreme Power (Drop)
Flask of Supreme Power (Reputation)
Flask of the Titans (Drop)
Flask of the Titans (Reputation)
Flask of Chromatic Wonder
Cauldron of Battle (7 uses)
Big Cauldron of Battle (17 uses)

I feel like I'm stuck in a game of Pokemon.
Iron to Gold
Mithril to Truesilver
Air to Fire
Earth to Life
Earth to Water
Fire to Earth
Life to Earth
Undeath to Water - Have to help the process along sometimes.
Water to Air - 'Cause evaporation just doesn't happen, you know.
Water to Undeath - Whoops! Got a bit stagnant.
Elemental Fire
Primal Air to Fire
Primal Earth to Water
Primal Fire to Earth (Horde)
Primal Fire to Earth (Alliance)
Primal Might
Primal Water to Air
Earthstorm Diamond
Skyfire Diamond (Alliance)
Skyfire Diamond (Horde)

Not to be rubbed on oneself.
Shadow Oil
Frost Oil

Giddy up!
Vial of the Sands - It's a vial of sand that if consumed will turn you into a dragon! That's some magic.

An area for all the loose ends.
Goblin Rocket Fuel - Where else do you think they get it?
Philosopher's Stone - Philosophize on the best way to make me that concoction!
Ghost Dye - The dye that ghosts use to make their garbs look so pretty.
Alchemist's Stone - It's got everything!
Assassin's Alchemist Stone
Guardian's Alchemist Stone
Redeemer's Alchemist Stone
Sorcerer's Alchemist Stone

There you have it folks. Now go forth and get your mix on!

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